Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Gotta Dance!


       I've been in the airline industry for 25 years.  During most of those years there has been one thing or another to threaten my job security.  It's a business affected by the economy, world events, the mood of the traveling public, corporate maneuverings, political maneuverings, the cost of fuel, and how naked the TSA makes you get to be allowed to go see Grandma.  So, I'm a big believer in having a Back-Up Plan.

         That's why I've been working on my dance resume!

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Five Dangerous Disorders You Can Catch From Your Computer!


       We all know computers can get viruses. But did you know some are contagious to humans?

        Here's my (made-up) list of five of the most serious ailments computers are spreading to humans.  If you have any of the following symptoms, I urge you to contact your high-speed Internet provider immediately.


1- Surfnesia

        "Who am I, and how did I get on this web page?" 

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Cats Who Can't Commit...And Their Humans Who Love Too Much


      I have an informal support group with friends who have cats.  Our relationships with our four-legged friends are similar:  We adore them...and they barely tolerate us.
      The stories we share read like cautionary 'tails' from a bad self-help book.  Here's a dramatized version of what many of us have been through:

      "At first we were happy. CaterWaulter," (not the cat's real name) "couldn't get enough of me."  Catherine, an executive in a multi-national finance company, is successful in all other areas of her life, but has serious issues when it comes to cats.