October 5, 2019 - 22 - "Kitty Tyranny "

     When in the course of human events, it becomes obvious our oppressors are not going to go and get us coffee and it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the purring bands which have connected them with said kitty-cat and to assume among the powers of the earth, the beverage to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of our felines requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

     We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all living beings are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Caffeine.

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     Seriously, Ella, you've got to stop looking like this.  Michael's not home to bring me coffee.  It's just you and me and you are not helping.

     I have to get up at some point.  Please stop purring so sweetly, and looking so cute, and peaceful...

     Somebody?  Help!

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 "Cat's rule the world." - Jim Davis
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    "I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult.  It's not.                                 Mine had me trained in two days."  - Bill Dana

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