My Multifaceted Inventor Life
You might think it would be enough for me to 'just' invent life-changing cat-people relationship- building gadgets.Or maybe that I'd rest on my laurels after inventing the latest dance craze. (That I can't actually perform, so it might not catch on as quickly as I'd like.)
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But I also invent words! Perhaps you're familiar with my other word inventions: ambi-cognitive, Chreftovers, textovers, and postovers?Yes, I invented all of those! *
* Be sure to send me a nickel every time you utilize these super-useful words. Or, alternatively, feel free to leave a positive review when I start selling licenses for these words on Etsy or Amazon. For a mere 25 cents you can have unlimited use of any one of these words for a full year.
Or, if you'd like to wow your friends and colleagues with your creative vocabulary you can buy all of these words for the bargain-basement price of 99 cents!
Yes. That's what I said: 99 cents! For less then the cost of a single dollar-store-item ,you can have a lifetime of absolutely no-strings-attached use of these words.
But wait! There's more! Again, for that tiny investment in your scholarly-sounding future, you can have all of the benefits previously mentioned, PLUS...you may use the following word...for life!
Without further ado....(Well, actually, a little drumroll would be just the right amount of 'ado').....
And Now...: My Brand-Spankin' New Word!
Here is my latest word-creation that will be sweeping the nation.Don't forget: You heard it here first!
Co • pa • thet • ic
/ˌkōpəˈTHedik /
adjective
- 1.excessive emotional or psychological need to outdo a partner in how pitiful, vulnerable, sick, and/or sad you are."they had the flu simultaneously and fought over whose temperature was higher...without a doubt the most copathetic couple I've ever seen!"
Origin: co +
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This word I give you at absolutely no extra charge.
You're welcome.
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"Good words are worth much, and cost little."
-George Herbert
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"Your understanding of what you read and hear is, to a very large degree, determined by your vocabulary, so improve your vocabulary daily."*
-Zig Ziglar
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